Niice Rock Boobies...

Rock boobies, i love them gooood. There should be a song about them, something that is in a musically sense roughly between the B-52's 'Rock Lobster', Pink Floyds 'Comfortably Numb', Jeff Buckley's 'Forget Her' and Ween's 'Push the lil Daisies'. It could be called 'Forget Pushing the Rock Boobies there is an Alarm!' and it would be sung in duet between JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald with Evil Knieval doing back up vocals. It would be a great hit until Kanye West tries to remix it to the Smurfs theme tune while grunting about his mum through his teeth bling. Hopefully teeth bling will enact the genetic darwin clause of all rap singers and they will either evolve some brains or eat each other.
And yes that is the real Venus de Milo in the Louvre museum Paris. I was not arrested.