Machiine elves do it faster...

If a machine elf stops dancing the fabric of the universe comes undone, this is what killed off the dinosaurs. after machine elves killed the dinosaurs they drank Pirate Cordial which is a special type of drink drunk purely for its alcohol content. the recipe for pirate cordial was found in the head elves backyard while trying to bury an unsuccseful goat transplant recipient.

This is a picture of a machine elf, godzilla and a goat.

The goats name is Mooncheese.