flyiing scotsmen...

what you're about to read is one of the most insanely idiotic things ever written.
At no point in its rambling, incoherent prose will you be close to anything that may be considered a rational thought.
You will be dumber for having read it.
I post after abusing non-pharmaceutical cactii.
May the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.
4 Comments:
you young people have it so easy these days. back in my day, we had no Flying Scotsman. All we had were regular Scotsmen. And we used to have to work 50 miles in the snow with no shoes up hill both ways if we wanted to get there. If you wanted a FLYING scotsman you had to break a tree in half and pretend each half was a wing. And we LIKED it like that!!
Also, back in my day, we had no spell or grammar check. s/work/walk regex2u2
Manky Scotts Git!
velvet lounge! not zee scotsmen! an its 'back in the day' retro velvet oh yeh sexy .. so soft.. so shiny... like an angora rabbit
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