Sleepiing with the fishes, see?...

This was my little sister, Juju, she should have kept her heretic mouth shut.
what you're about to read is one of the most insanely idiotic things ever written.
At no point in its rambling, incoherent prose will you be close to anything that may be considered a rational thought.
You will be dumber for having read it.
I post after abusing non-pharmaceutical cactii.
May the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.
3 Comments:
prat :P
dear god I hate all this Da-Vinci code wank atm...
Read the book, play the board game, play the computer game, watch the movie, buy new genuine da-vinci flavoured condoms...
it's a fecking book... it _might_ be a good one, but I doubt it. A good book doesn't require the mass marketing this one's getting. Good books just exist by themselves and everyone reads them. The media attention/merchandising of this book reminds me of all those hollywood blockbusters that flop so badly. Hyped to death, but shit.
This doesn't mean the author has no soul though... it could be that he was held at gunpoint and forced to sign over the merchendising rights to his book on pain of not making rediculous amounts of money.
My simple hope, is that no one really likes anything else he ever does... He'll write a few books, but no one will really read them, and he'll end up poor and alone hooked on crack and the memories of glory he'd once achieved.
The Vanilla Ice of authors.
I agree, also i hope he has to sell his arse to feed his crack addiction.
hats one hot corpse id do it im the neck hole
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