Secret Piirate! Recipes of the Luftwaffe...

For the modern pirate cooking has essentially evolved into an orgasm of spicing and slicing, before embarking on a bold new day on the seven seas its important to start the day right, some smoked salmon, eggs benedict, and possibly some port.
But sadly many modern pirates don't even use their swords for food preparation anymore, and of those that do too often fill their scabbards with scraps by failing to wipe their blade before resheathing, this has resulted in many badly infected wounds from the innocents on the other end of the pointy bit. its just not proffesional, a clean sword is a common courtesy.
This is disgraceful and really must stop. with the right attitude there is nothing a pirate in a galley can't do.
And Redbeard there is to a place for firearms in the kitchen.