last night ii was abducted...

Last night I was abducted. This is a completley true and factitious event. It happened sometime after we had finished drinkies at the scotsman, we had kicked on to a place called nu-vibe and it was here in a midst of lasers and music that i was abducted. i remember it well, David Bowie's 'Magic Dance' was playing the lasers where in full swing and the smoke machine had just gone off obscuring all around, when from the mist a figure came and swept me up. after this it is blurry and the abductor has not left any visible marks on my body for proof, they'll be back though, i'll be ready. This photo is one i handed to the feds as an accurate picture of the crime scene.