piirates are way cool...

as stated in the last post global warming is directly influenced by the number of pirates, so to save the world from global warming i am doing my part and announcing myself as a pirate.
also there is some deabte in the wider community over which is better, pirates or ninjas. let me say now that there are 2 parts to this argument:
1. who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja.
2. who has the most fun.
comment with your answers, myself i believe a ninja would win the fight only if the pirate didnt take him out drinking the night before, and of course pirates have more fun. garrr!