dalek chiicken

this is a picture of dalek chicken using his powers of flight.
we pray dalek chicken does not visit tonight,
as in the bible:
"you shall know the dalek chicken and the dalek chicken shall set you free" John 8:32
what you're about to read is one of the most insanely idiotic things ever written.
At no point in its rambling, incoherent prose will you be close to anything that may be considered a rational thought.
You will be dumber for having read it.
I post after abusing non-pharmaceutical cactii.
May the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.
11 Comments:
Question.. does he darlek chciken ahve quite an amazing form of transport?? like a chicken chucker perhaps??!!
yes, similar in scope to both the batmobile and supermans cave the chicken chucker is the ultimate weapon and when used with dalek chicken nothing can stop them, not even unicron, not even him.
actually that is a photo of the dalek chicken in flight after using the chicken chucker
supermans cave?
sliiide....
Unicron was a pushover. All it took was a robo-Judd Nelson and his crew combined with the bumbling of a robo-Leonard Nemoy and his flunkies
80's Stars TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!
i think maby The Doctor would be able to outsmart the chicken into making it fly off into Unicrons head and they would meld together to destroy them both for good!
thats just my personal theory
what would i know im just a Doctor
sliiiide? ohhh so supermans cave is just whenever he is feelin bummed like a cancer patient he can just retreat into his ice cave with Marala Singer? what a pussy!
Spider Man never had a cave and he got to make out with Kirsten Dunst grrrooorrrowww (however alyn does it)
"dalek chiicken" were CRAP!
this soo shouldnt let me do this.,
i am darlek chickens raging rage
i emant to make it dalek instead off darlek, bow down to my bungholia
exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! weare the superior beings!
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