Tuesday, October 25, 2005

dalek chiicken

this is the mighty dalek chicken, the dalek chicken derives its super powers from not eating asparagus ever, not even on turkish bread. dalek chicken is evil, he is paranoid evil and is always wary of the mighty snooze button, the snooze button spells doom for the dalek chicken, if dalek chicken ever learnt to read it would then spell snooze but for now snooze is doom, doom on you!
this is a picture of dalek chicken using his powers of flight.
we pray dalek chicken does not visit tonight,
as in the bible:
"you shall know the dalek chicken and the dalek chicken shall set you free" John 8:32

11 Comments:

At 10/25/2005 7:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question.. does he darlek chciken ahve quite an amazing form of transport?? like a chicken chucker perhaps??!!

 
At 10/25/2005 7:45 pm, Blogger Alanimal said...

yes, similar in scope to both the batmobile and supermans cave the chicken chucker is the ultimate weapon and when used with dalek chicken nothing can stop them, not even unicron, not even him.

 
At 10/25/2005 7:46 pm, Blogger Alanimal said...

actually that is a photo of the dalek chicken in flight after using the chicken chucker

 
At 10/25/2005 8:15 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

supermans cave?

 
At 10/25/2005 8:38 pm, Blogger Alanimal said...

sliiide....

 
At 10/25/2005 11:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unicron was a pushover. All it took was a robo-Judd Nelson and his crew combined with the bumbling of a robo-Leonard Nemoy and his flunkies
80's Stars TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!

i think maby The Doctor would be able to outsmart the chicken into making it fly off into Unicrons head and they would meld together to destroy them both for good!

thats just my personal theory
what would i know im just a Doctor

 
At 10/26/2005 3:45 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sliiiide? ohhh so supermans cave is just whenever he is feelin bummed like a cancer patient he can just retreat into his ice cave with Marala Singer? what a pussy!
Spider Man never had a cave and he got to make out with Kirsten Dunst grrrooorrrowww (however alyn does it)

 
At 10/26/2005 4:05 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"dalek chiicken" were CRAP!

 
At 10/27/2005 4:51 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this soo shouldnt let me do this.,

i am darlek chickens raging rage

 
At 10/27/2005 4:52 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i emant to make it dalek instead off darlek, bow down to my bungholia

 
At 11/03/2005 2:52 pm, Blogger Alanimal said...

exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! weare the superior beings!

 

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