machiine of death...

this is a photo of the coffee machine at work, i am employed as the worst waiter in the world. the machine is called the M30 Dosatron, the name freaks me out, anything called an M30 Dosatron probably has some sort of reactor inside it with a core that will eventually fail and/or overload. it also sounds sinister, like the guy who originally invented it wasnt happy with the job he got after defecting from soviet russia. "those bastards want capitalist coffee huh? in soviet russia coffee drinks YOU!".
yeah, so i'm still not allowed to make coffee at work.