Fundamentally Stupid...
what you're about to read is one of the most insanely idiotic things ever written.
At no point in its rambling, incoherent prose will you be close to anything that may be considered a rational thought.
You will be dumber for having read it.
I post after abusing non-pharmaceutical cactii.
May the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Saturday, September 16, 2006
How to Kill Zombies

The video was the result of an assignment for uni, a bunch of free rum, a video camera, a weekend and Pirate Coffee! (1/2 coffee, 1/2 Rum, all pirate!)
I had put off compressing and uploading it for months (well nearly a year) but couldn't procrastinate anymore(maybe a little bit more), so here it is, check it out, and if i get off my fat ass this summer there'll be a sequel, so if you like it let me know.
Also i just ate some pizza and it was good, i'm happy now :)
Alan.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Secret Piirate! Recipes of the Luftwaffe...

But sadly many modern pirates don't even use their swords for food preparation anymore, and of those that do too often fill their scabbards with scraps by failing to wipe their blade before resheathing, this has resulted in many badly infected wounds from the innocents on the other end of the pointy bit. its just not proffesional, a clean sword is a common courtesy.
This is disgraceful and really must stop. with the right attitude there is nothing a pirate in a galley can't do.
And Redbeard there is to a place for firearms in the kitchen.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Don't hiide goldfish under rocks...

Excavation continues and would the owner of a red volkswagon, number plate 'QT BTL' please contact us regarding the appropriate insurance procedures.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Bang-Cow iin little china...

Their effectiveness stems from the fact that they can disable machine elves while not destroying the fabric of the universe.
Don't leave time without one.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Sleepiing with the fishes, see?...

This was my little sister, Juju, she should have kept her heretic mouth shut.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Machiine elves do it faster...

This is a picture of a machine elf, godzilla and a goat.
The goats name is Mooncheese.