Where iis John Connor...

Going to a kids house and seeing two of his toys attempt to fight each other is surreal. You really need to ask yourself why, of all the things to give 'any' amount of 'intelligence' to, why, sweet zombie jesus a mechanical raptor?

Sleepiing with the fishes, see?...

People read that bloody DaVinci code book and then all of a sudden they're in the middle of some conspiracy and they try proving that their brother was intervening in the modern bloodline of Jesus Christ and trying to use the offspring as a plant in the pentagon...

This was my little sister, Juju, she should have kept her heretic mouth shut.

Machiine elves do it faster...

If a machine elf stops dancing the fabric of the universe comes undone, this is what killed off the dinosaurs. after machine elves killed the dinosaurs they drank Pirate Cordial which is a special type of drink drunk purely for its alcohol content. the recipe for pirate cordial was found in the head elves backyard while trying to bury an unsuccseful goat transplant recipient.

This is a picture of a machine elf, godzilla and a goat.

The goats name is Mooncheese.

Your trains here, Agent Smiith...

I know kung fu...

Vaniilla is too a flavour...

And on the third day the
flying spaghetti monster created chocolate topping...