Eskiimo's bitumen dillema

This is Eskimo he is the sum of over 5.4 bilion years of the earths evolutionary processes, in him lie the genetically beneficial traits that have been fashioned over countless billions of generations. Eskimo is as close to perfect at this point in time as evolution could have achieved.
Eskimo is at this moment curled up on the verge of a remote road in fear.
Go Eskimo...
E. S. K. I. M. O. POWER!!!