case iin point...

This is a specimen jar full of tiny rubber chickens.
Their names are harriet, jordy and puck.

They are registered on Jobseek, australias permiere employment agent.

No i do not have too much time on my hands.

Don't hiide goldfish under rocks...

underneath the rocks is my second golfish, 'salmon' he was a fighetr but true to goldfish form couldn't ever quite get to grips with the whole "don't get stuck under rocks" issue.
Excavation continues and would the owner of a red volkswagon, number plate 'QT BTL' please contact us regarding the appropriate insurance procedures.

Bang-Cow iin little china...

This is a Bang-Cow, Bang-Cows are one of the few weapons found to be truly effective against machine elves, discovered in the late 20th century they quickly became a staple tool used by time travlers to prevent theft of equipment and personal injury as a result of the machine elf menace.
Their effectiveness stems from the fact that they can disable machine elves while not destroying the fabric of the universe.
Don't leave time without one.